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Perfect 4.0 Student Rejected From University Just For Being White Rapist (www.theonion.com)

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[–] Municipal0379@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are we talking about convicted rapist Brock “Allen” Turner? The guy who was convicted for raping somebody and only got a 3 month sentence? That Brock “Allen” Turner?

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am so happy to see that this survived the migration from Reddit - just because we're on Lemmy now is no reason to forget that Brock "Allen" Turner is a convicted rapist who got a slap on the wrist!

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

Seriously, I love how the mainstream media tried to have him remembered as a "Swimmer" and even posted his times, really paints a fucking picture next to all the dead black people who were "No Angels", because of that one time they smoked a cigarette.