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submitted 10 months ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

To be fair, that's 3 whole months of punishment for "just a few minutes of action"

THAT IS ACTUALLY WHAT HIS FATHER SAID TO ATTEMPT TO APPEAL THE DECISION, I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING!