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I would really rather that these were actual examples, and not conspiracy theories. We all have our own unsubstantiated ideas about what shadowy no-gooders are doing, but I'd rather hear about things that are actually happening.

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[โ€“] dellish@lemmy.world 126 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Vaccines will give you autism, microchips, actual diseases etc. It's one of the best medical breakthroughs in history and we have idiots ruining it.

[โ€“] Azzu@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I got the vaccine and currently have autism, microchips and an actual disease! Checkmate!

Though I'm pretty sure they're all not connected to each other.

[โ€“] kzhe@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You have a microchip in you? Curious about how/why, tell me more.

[โ€“] Azzu@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

"vaccines will give you microchips" - nowhere does it say that the microchips will be given to me in a way that they end up in me. Maybe they're just a nice side present that comes in the same box as the vaccine.

"I [...] currently have [...] microchips" - nowhere does it say I have them in me, just that I have them. I have them in my desktop computer, phone, and other electronical devices, and I've currently not shoved my smart dildo up my ass, so all outside me.

[โ€“] kzhe@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago

I thought you had one of the heartbeat aiding implements or such.