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[–] astanix@lemmy.world 119 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Nah, you aren't supposed to have sex before marriage.

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.de 69 points 11 months ago (3 children)

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

But like does a significant amount of people actually do this?

[–] zoostation@lemmy.world 81 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, it was just a dumb hoax.

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 45 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I knew guys who thought bjs and anal weren't sex, so jebus would still love them

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 20 points 11 months ago

The ol' poophole loophole.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I was hoping someone would post that

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

I knew before I even opened the link

[–] odium@programming.dev 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What did they think sodomy meant?

[–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

Being gay.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

The old poohole loophole

[–] astanix@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

I don't even know if this is something that actually happens or just internet rumors...

[–] kpw@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago

No.

[–] Kingofthezyx@lemm.ee 34 points 11 months ago

Mormon God: Damn, they got me.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Are they fucking morons? Just use a horse riding machine

[–] _danny@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Are they fucking morons

Close, they are mormons fucking

[–] Gabu@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

To be fair, the difference is so small you can barely tell.

[–] _danny@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

the difference is so small you can barely tell

Guess you could say it's pretty fucking close.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

That's what she said?

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

No, they're mormons.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Do they quantum teleport the dick? Because insertion... involves movement?

[–] eskimofry@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

No they dissassemble it and carry the pieces on their shoulder and reassemble it at the worksite.

Edit: sorry wrong community.

[–] decisivelyhoodnoises@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

It doesn't count if it is an accident. So they pretend that one of them lands on the other

[–] mrcleanup@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Do Mormons not use the poophole loophole?

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

...they would still be moving around

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The earth is moving at 107226km/h, they would be moving anyway.

[–] Duranie@midwest.social 6 points 11 months ago

Ahhh, but then that's someone else's fault for jumping on the bed.

Next step - the poop-hole loophole!