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Ohio Lawyer Suspended After Chucking Poop-Filled Pringles Can From His Car (au.sports.yahoo.com)

submitted 11 months ago by flumph@programming.dev to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago (4 children)

How do you poop while driving? How do you poop into a Pringles can without missing the can?

[–] ____@infosec.pub 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I understood it as “pre-prepared poop Pringles”

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We keep talking like it was planned but maybe it was a crime of passion.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Passionate pringle pooping.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

There are two types of people in this situation. Those who avoid the speed bumps, and those who target them.

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fiber, and fiber.

[–] LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Big Police Squad energy there.

"Who are you? How did you get in here?"

"I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith."

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 4 points 11 months ago

New skill unlocked.