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[–] snowe@programming.dev 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Yeah you can do it with any kind of liquid, like soup and shit.

[–] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Please do not freeze your shit and bring it to the airport.

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I freeze my shit so TSA is too distracted about me bringing my frozen water cooler bottle full of water.

[–] PhreakyByNature@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

My body freezes shit in me for 36 hours just before, during and then after the flight.

[–] bioemerl@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

"I'm sorry TSA officer, it's clearly frozen so I can bring it on the plane"

[–] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Shit is supposed to be a solid, just fyi.

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

I mean, if its too solid it causes problems too.

[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Oh to be young and full of solids again...

[–] moody@lemmings.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Any kind of liquid? Like nitroglycerin?

[–] Damage@feddit.it 7 points 1 year ago

Nitroglycerin freezes at 14°C so it's super convenient

[–] snowe@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

you should try! Let us know how it goes.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

if your shit is liquid, you might have bigger problems