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Elon Musk gives X employees one year to replace your bank - ‘You won’t need a bank account... it would blow my mind if we don’t have that rolled out by the end of next year.’ (www.theverge.com)
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“If it involves money. It’ll be on our platform. Money or securities or whatever. So, it’s not just like send $20 to my friend. I’m talking about, like, you won’t need a bank account.”

Well that sounds terrifying!

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Cobble?

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Things been put in charge of their legal team.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's cobblin' time

makes shoes

[–] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

Yes, jesus thank you. It was right on the tip of my tongue.

[–] harmonea@kbin.social -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Clobber" implies violence, which is somehow even less elegant than the standard phrase that the haphazard "cobble" implies. Given the shitshow of X so far, clobber probably works better even if it's not the usual way to phrase this at all.

[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

And despite cobble and clobber implying violence and inelegance, cobblers are either some of the best versions of pies or the people that maintain your fanciest of shoes.