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Republicans Urge Americans To Look Away From McConnell Or Else They Too Shall Freeze
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Is that why he must consume the souls of all the children? For energy for the metamorphosis?
No, that's silly.
He consumes souls to power the deep machines in the darkness.
Ah, I see. And who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
I'm just a humble marine biologist.
The sea was angry that day, my friends!