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Republicans Urge Americans To Look Away From McConnell Or Else They Too Shall Freeze
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I'm a marine biologist. It's obvious he's moulting.
Its his radical final moult, metamorphosing from an aquatic nymph to a winged adult
Is that why he must consume the souls of all the children? For energy for the metamorphosis?
No, that's silly.
He consumes souls to power the deep machines in the darkness.
Ah, I see. And who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
I'm just a humble marine biologist.
The sea was angry that day, my friends!
He has not yet attained his final formlessness.