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[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You make it sound like only the cat benefits from the arrangement, but the cat understands his or her responsibilities of granting pats, scratches, and possibly even belly rubs for good caretakers.

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mmm, had a cat leave half a rat in my shoe one night. "You're welcome."

[–] StellW@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, it's not like you were going to catch it yourself. The cat just knew if he didn't give you half his rat you'd die of starvation.

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

It was possibly also a comment on the low quality of catfood I was providing. "Saute this lightly and serve with the jus. Chop chop!"

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

How would you know that he killed an intruder if he doesn't show proof!?