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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/23175671

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Source : am French and have been laughing about this since I was 8yo. Recently read about the prefect response and it's now even better.

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Classic

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Dog Factory (1904) (planetsomewhereblog.wordpress.com)
 
 

Where dogs come from.

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Lyrics for the song include mentions of child molesting

Verse 1

Grandpa you were my first lover

Grandpa you were no like other

Grandpa grandpa would open the door

And see little Spenny asleep

He’d wiggle his finger as he sucked on my dick

“Grandpa, stop molesting me” (x2)

Verse 2

Grandpa grandpa, don’t sit on my face

I’d rather give me a boner?

I break into Grandpa’s room, of the old folk’s home

Pull down his pants and have my way

Grandpa grandpa, fucked you in the ass, in the old folk’s home

"This is the payback for today" (x2) (Original added)

Final Verse

Grandpa grandpa, don’t come in my ass

Please just fuck your granny

Grandpa grandpa my dick’s not a toy

Grandpa put fire in mom and me

Grandpa put fire in mom

What’s that white stuff, is it come?

I break into Grandpa’s room, of the old folk’s home

Because with alzheimer’s he wouldn’t know

I’d pull down his pants and have my way (2x)


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