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So we've confirmed that there were only 270 kilos of drugs on the premises?
Correct, we discovered 249 kilos of drugs in our search.
Hey boss I just admitted 211 kilos of evidence, can you sign off on it?
Gotcha. 2... hundred.. kilos. There you go, signed.
This court finds you guilty of smuggling 150 kilos of drugs.
Recourse, only 100 kilograms were presented so the sentence must be lowered
We found a dead bear in the evidence room. Seems the bear must have eaten all 100 kilos, so we're gonna close the case.
This bear meat is the best meat i ever had. What's the seasoning ?
It's seasoned with coffee, which gives it that energizing and uplifting effect.
Bear salt, obviously.
We have sources that indicate the bear was yours. You’re sentenced to getting us 300kg of cocaine
wipes white powder from my nose...
"Excuse me..."
This chain is exactly why I joined Reddit and I'm so glad Lemmy got you guys.
I swear, I saw a video on this…
El Mao
Hey... I think you owe me 5 kilos of drugs!