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Seizing 299 kilo of drugs (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by Amilo159@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We found a dead bear in the evidence room. Seems the bear must have eaten all 100 kilos, so we're gonna close the case.

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This bear meat is the best meat i ever had. What's the seasoning ?

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

It's seasoned with coffee, which gives it that energizing and uplifting effect.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Bear salt, obviously.

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We have sources that indicate the bear was yours. You’re sentenced to getting us 300kg of cocaine

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

wipes white powder from my nose...

"Excuse me..."

[–] ElPussyKangaroo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This chain is exactly why I joined Reddit and I'm so glad Lemmy got you guys.

[–] dukk@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I swear, I saw a video on this…