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[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig.

(Say it aloud.)

[–] esc27@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow to no legs?

Ground beef

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago

What do you call a cow with eight legs?

A spider.

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no i-dear.

[–] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That really made me laugh, then I told it to my husband and had even more fun, I was crying/laughing. Thank you. XD

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're welcome!

And based on your user photo, it looks like you have a really good cat. I thought it was important to say that.

Looks like you do too! We love our Murphy. He's a super senior at around 20–21 years old.