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[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 72 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Is it really not obvious who the bottom is?

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 3 days ago (3 children)

bruh why does this image make musk look like a pedophile, i mean look at that face

(oh yea hes probably on the epstein list...)

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 46 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah. Anyone can look weird as hell for one instant of a freeze-frame, I'm not sure how much it means. But he definitely looks weird.

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 39 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That's three freeze frames in a row where he looks dead-behind-the-eyes evil and disturbing.

He looks like he's been doing a lot of drugs.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 days ago

Ketamine, admittedly.

[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Ego is one hell of a drug

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think he just looks obsequious.

[–] brb@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

adjective

Full of or exhibiting servile compliance; fawning.

Promptly obedient, or submissive, to the will of another; compliant; yielding to the desires of another; devoted. Similar: compliant devoted

Servilely or meanly attentive; compliant to excess; cringing; fawning.

"obsequious flatterer, parasite"

Similar: cringing fawning

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Musk the Pedo Guy

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 days ago

Yeah, Trump's soft, shitty brain is no match for Elon's younger, shitty brain.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A reminder that he is wearing a “Occupy Mars” shirt. A movement to occupy Mars. How can we do this? Well we need water. And he wants to bomb Mars to achieve this. The Nazi supporting lunatic wants to bomb Mars!!!

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Eh, terraforming Mars by bombing the shit out of it's surface is just one theoretical method, but very long term plan - far extending his mortal life. He wouldn't have patience for such but instead wants to build permanent bases there as soon as possible

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Ah, so he's hit the age where you don't bounce back so well and now he's losing his shit over the perceivable reality of mortality.

Eat some fucking fruit, musk.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

No, I don’t believe this was to terraform. I think he wanted to bomb it just to release the supposedly hidden water only.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Just give Nestle a contract. They'll find it.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That sounds pretty cool, as long as we can confirm there's no life there.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 7 points 2 days ago

We don’t want a “Home Soil” situation.