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Anon tries programming in Java (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by LiamTheBox@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] arc@lemm.ee 3 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Could be worse, could be programming Javascript (or Typescript).

[–] Seeders@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

I love javascript. Shit. Just. Works.

Even if you, the programmer, are a complete fucking moron, by god javascript will try to make your program run as long as possible.

[–] ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Even if you, the programmer, are a complete fucking moron, by god javascript will try to make your program run as long as possible.

I mean it might not work as intended but it'll run and not complain!

[–] Seeders@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

god damn right

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

An text file with a block and nothing else, containing a console log, is all you need. You already have all the boilerplate to run it in any computer. No extra dependencies, no installing anything. Literally just a notes editor app. This is a valid HTML file:

<script>
console.log("Hello World")
</script>

[–] Lysergid@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago

I think you forgot to pollyfill your console.log and now you have some error in some script in some callback