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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 78 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

"We would have voted for Harris if she would just have brought peace to the Middle East!"

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 36 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

And cured cancer. That's all that we need.

...and solved world hunger.

We don't need anything except peace in the middle east, a cure for cancer, and solutions to world hunger. And that's it!

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 15 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You just made me hear Steve Martin.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

Ha! Good. I'm glad I pulled it off. I wasn't sure if it would be obvious or not.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Lol it was perfect. All i needed.

...and this lamp...

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 9 points 18 hours ago

Amazing mashup of The Jerk and the Christmas skit.