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[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If Bill Gates truly wanted to help the poor he would have sent my hungry ass a pizza but has he? No! Selfish bastard

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Goddamnit, I didn't get one either! I figured the landlord stole it but if you didn't gwt yours either...

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Nah my landlord is a saint. No theft here. None other than me wondering how feasible it is to steal from a pizzeria.

Listen I am starving. Sue me