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ID: existennialmemes posted:

Instead of "How are You?" try these Dystopia-Friendly alternatives:

  • I see you're awake, my condolences

  • I hope you have some strong coffee

  • I can't wait for the aliens to invade the earth

  • You need to find a seamstress for your raiding party

  • Did any of your crops survive the heatwave?

  • I sure hope this reality is just a simulation

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[–] bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hey, I used that 3rd one this week!

[–] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Dystopia hipster lol, you were doing it before it was cool!

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

lol those same aliens watching earth and seeing what we’re doing