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Woman Wants Landlord to Pay After Finding Cockroach Imbedded in Her Ear (www.ibtimes.com)

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

What a ridiculous lawsuit. The tenant should get $200 million and get to pull the rope that releases the landlord's guillotine. Also, should get to flick the match that burns down the apartment complex.

I don't fuck around with roaches.