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[–] WadeTheWizard@fedia.io 73 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Washing your hands implies you touched your penis and touching penises is gay.

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Only straight way to use a urinal is helicoptering, got it

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

I usually just wet my pants to avoid touching my own penis so I don’t get perceived as gay. Shit, I just used the word perceived. Gay af.