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[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 138 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Left is reverse threaded, so you need to turn it counter clockwise to screw it in

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 49 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What is this, a tampon for ducks?

[–] emogu@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Amazing comment

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Whats the torque spec on these?

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] zer0hour@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

3 ugga duggas. no more, no less

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

My GOD do not 3 ugga duggas a pussy.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

3 would strip the hell out of a yoni. You want it to not leak, not to never come out without the hot wrench.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Give'er til it clicks

Just put the pink torque stick on your rattle gun and send it.

[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model tampon requires a range of ten to sixteen foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twist the maximum allowable torque-age.

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Shit, where's my socket set gone???

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

There's a indicator that lights up when it's snug

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you turn it few more times, will she start clapping like a clockwork doll?

[–] And009@reddthat.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

She'll clap you for sure

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

For Australian vaginas

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, the Clitoris force