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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 55 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

It would literally be cheaper to fill them with human blood.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 44 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Track_Shovel 19 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

How do you think they get red ink already? Those unpaid interns got to be useful somehow

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

I'm not sure I want to know how they get yellow.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I must not tell lies

I must not tell lies

I must not tell lies

I must not tell lies

I must not tell lies

I must not tell lies

I must not tell lies

I must not tell lies

I must not tell lies

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 12 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I don't doubt that printer ink costs more than human blood, but I'm not sure if I trust the accuracy of a chart that misspells penicillin.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

Haha good point

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 3 points 6 hours ago

...look, they could either drop a redundant L or add another hyphen: i fully support their choice, although in my opinion a better solution would be to reformat 3M PF-5030 and avoid hyphenating either entry...

^(bottom-up^ ^formatting^ ^kills^ ^the^ ^viability^ ^of^ ^vertical^ ^text^ ^for^ ^this^ ^graphic)^

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 8 hours ago

I do agree - this is a reference from Harry Potter where he literally was forced to use his own blood instead of ink to write

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

The printer ink donation bus is coming!