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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Almost made it a whole week but my stupid wife needs a ride to the craft store

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Craft store is fun! Get some stuff to decorate your "command center."

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Excuse me but it's my lab in my dungeon thank you very much

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always think of my area as a command center because of:

The Warlock: Why did you bring a cop to my command center?

John McClane : Command center? It's a basement!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll have you know that my lab is in the basement of my own house

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fair enough!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So when are you gonna come and hang out

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Can't! I'm grounded for running up my mom's electric bills!

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wouldn't mind giving your wife a ride.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Try it.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm starting to see how the Gisèle Pelicot case started

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What ... Inhales ... THE FUCK?!

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Is she single?

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Is the chauffer job still available? I'd like to audition as well.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

The dream...

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please tell us more about this stupid wife.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I drove her to the stupid craft store, but first we stopped and had some stupid Vietnamese for lunch, and then afterwards picked up some stupid eggs at the stupid grocery store so I could make some stupid brownies later.

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm trying to sum up the vibe here but I'm having a hard time thinking of the right word.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That's because you're stupid

[–] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

Tell that stupid bitch to go find somewhere else to live