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[–] sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There is milk in supermarkets enriched with Vitamin D. Good news for all vampires out their nd for their potential future victims

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's why you don't hear about vampire attacks anymore.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a very nice start for a book.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

There's a supernatural masquerade, with vampires and witches and werewolves living among us, and all sorts of mundane regulations are just their influence on the government.

You think fluoride in our water supply is for our teeth? Bah! It's a vital mineral nutrient for the goblins and dwarves from the Underdark. They have a treaty with the surface governments to allow them to easily adjust.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you post your ficction somewhere on the fediverse? I would like to read what come next.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 month ago

I wish I had the patience to write! I just read a lot of amateur stuff on ArchiveOfOurOwn and this seems like something I'd find there.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Since when can vampires consume food/drink

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

They seem okay with at least one animal fluid, maybe they can handle other animal fluids?

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

I believe that since at least the late 1800s with the prototype of the modern vampire, the novel Dracula described vampires eating solid food.
Granted it was mostly done by a crazy vampire, but he didn't seem the bare any I'll effects for the effort.