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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 72 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Guy buying condoms? He's hoping to get some.

Guy buying tampons? He's definitely getting some.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And probably using condoms or he'd be buying pregnancy tests instead

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have the republicans banned birth control in your state already?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago

Single dad erasure!

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He is determined to earn the name "Red Beard".

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Earn your red wings yet?