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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And probably using condoms or he'd be buying pregnancy tests instead

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Have the republicans banned birth control in your state already?