Can’t stand any of these masculinity targeted products. Also don’t flush any product down the toilet other than toilet paper. Those wipes clog sewers.

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Real MEN don't touch their buttholes, they use a bidet. Check out now biMAN, equipped with a power hose so no grime gets left behind.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

According to my proctologist, we Americans are cruel to our butts with over-use of toilet paper.

Never wipe but dab. Use a bidet. Start with a travel bidet, which is $5-$20, and you can fill them with warm water. Rinse liberally and dab, repeat until clean.

Don't worry about manliness. Being nice to your hemorrhoids is the adult thing to do.

[–] Zementid@feddit.nl 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Dude, bidets and ass showers in combination with shaved butthole is a hygienic must for hairy folks.

Dingleberry cultivation is no involuntary hobby anyone should have.

[–] Track_Shovel 12 points 2 weeks ago

Dingleberry farmer is now in my lexicon of insults

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

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