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submitted 2 weeks ago by Vordimous@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] essteeyou@lemmy.world 127 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

/**
 * Gets the user
 **/
fun getUser() {
    return this.user;
}

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, I don't think I understand what's happening here…

[–] essteeyou@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Let me find the sequence diagram...

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You need the requirements doc from marketing. Then it will all totally make sense for sure. No cap.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Okay now I get the joke.
I hate these kind of people.

By the way, your ``` both need to be on their own, separate line

[–] essteeyou@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It renders correctly in my client (Sync), what are you using? I'll edit it anyway.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It renders correctly on the web as well for me.

But the ``` being on their own line is how to write it properly, as stated this website among many others.

This way, you can put the intended programming language on the same line as the first ```, ensuring proper colour coding!

Ex.

echo "Hello $name\n";

echo "Hello $name\n";

EDIT I checked on mobile, it rendered odd on Jerboa for me:

Screenshot of essteeyou@lemmy.world their comment in the Jerboa client before the edit

Now it is fixed:

Screenshot of essteeyou@lemmy.world their comment in the Jerboa client after the edit

[–] essteeyou@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yep, I know, but my code isn't in a real language.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can also not do it, it was just an additional comment!

[–] essteeyou@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks for your code review. :-D