I was going to try to make a game like this. Shortly after I started I found that ThinMatrix was working on a game called Home Grown that does most of what I wanted. It's not as in-depth as you're saying, but it might be something you enjoy.

I'm with you on everything but Kamen, the douche.

He intentionally took a risk that he didn't need to and endangered everyone on board to save his job. After being told explicitly not to.

I can't stand him, but that just means he's a good character, because you're not supposed to.

Yacht executions? Not sure if you meant excursions or actually executions... Could go either way with these guys.

IIRC Amazon emails specifically don't mention products that you've ordered in their emails to avoid Google being able to scrape product and order info from them for their own purposes via Gmail.

6 months from now it'll be relaunched, but businesses will only be able to "respond" via AI, and only if they pay for a Gemini subscription. A week later businesses will be posting the insane shit that the AI tells its customers.

Bored script kiddies?

I know it's sometimes informative, but I really hate the popularity of "$x quietly does $y" in headlines.

You want Google to run ads on TV or something? It's a tiny feature.

Can you smell them on the floor if you're standing up? How close do you have to be?

Some people wipe standing up...

Is that petrichor, or is that after rain?

Magneto!

When a company of his does bad it's his fault, when one does good it's other people's fault?

The guy's a fucking prick, don't get me wrong.