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Tin foil on your balls or labia will stop 5G from entering your brain. If all else fails, try rectal carrots. They have cyanidin 3-ferulylxyloglucosyl galactoside which block receptors in the soul from receiving 410 MHz to 7125 MHz frequencies.
And I suddenly really want to play piano
Rectal carrots are great even without the privacy benefits
I don’t know why, but I read this as “rectal carrots”. Like some sort of a carrot suppository.
Brb, I’m gonna try something…
Lol i actually meant that. I don't use autocorrect and proofreading is sorry missed.
That’s hilarious. The Lemmy hive mind is definitely forming.