Dad Jokes

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submitted 3 days ago by antisoma@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Tony

Bonus - What do you call a religious man with no ankles? Shinto

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I thought you'd call him Cotton Hill.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

"...they blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty."