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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 83 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Accute Love Triangle: Two people who are boning, but they wistfully pine for a third person from afar.

Obtuse Love Triangle: Two people pinning for the same third, when they'd be better off hooking up with each other.

Equilateral Love Triangle: When there is no age-gap discourse in the polycule.

Right Love Triangle: When the odd-couple finds the perfect person to square them off.

Stereographically Projected Love Triangle: A romantic Isekai

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Non-euclidean love triangle: Both people who are currently together wish they were with the same third person who lives too far away for a relationship to work.

[–] DonPiano@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

The fastest way do get from A to B is not a straight line but to bone C.