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Shut your mouth, poutine is glorious.
Where are the cheese curds? Where is the gravy? This is just dry crispy chips with sliced olives on top
OP said that abomination is BETTER than poutine.
Fries are meant to be crispy. Fuckin fight me, you snot eating fry slurper
Edit: Ah, I see this comment has attracted the attention of the FLQ
Just eat the poutine faster, before the gravy can soggify your fries!
Yeah, but gravy is mid at best. Cheese curd is also just meh.
You continue to disappoint me. Maybe if your stopped eating crispy fries your tongue wouldn't be all sandpapered away
I could peel the flesh off a freshly killed gazelle: much like a lion
Exactly! Your palete lacks the refinement for enjoying such a succulent dish like poutine!
Your replies have been so good, I'm bumping this whole thread.
Fucking A grade internet fight, lads - don't stop now!
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I wear that label with PRIDE. You lack of enjoying good food.... person!