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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Track_Shovel to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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Still better than soggy-ass poutine fries

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[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You continue to disappoint me. Maybe if your stopped eating crispy fries your tongue wouldn't be all sandpapered away

[–] Track_Shovel 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I could peel the flesh off a freshly killed gazelle: much like a lion

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Exactly! Your palete lacks the refinement for enjoying such a succulent dish like poutine!

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

Your replies have been so good, I'm bumping this whole thread.

Fucking A grade internet fight, lads - don't stop now!