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Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.

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[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How do you fit a thousand elephants onto a small driveway?

You take the "i" out in drive and the "f" out in way.

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

But dad, there is no...

[–] snrkl@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Spell it out and say it out loud.

The punchline is more satisfying if you discover it versus being told.

[–] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Explanation:

spoilerThere is no effin' way

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Yes, very much so!