Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
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submitted 2 months ago by homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 77 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But predictably. Give me a real fucking number, not just "high." You can't do, can you, fuck-face???

Ugly cries angrily and shamefully in the corner knowing that the wrong person just got yelled at

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Stop knowing about my face.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In the biblical sense?

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In the fucking sense.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

in the fucking sense, call that sexth sense

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I sex dead people

[–] eth0slash0@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Health insurance to necrophilia in 8 comments. Well done.