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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] The_v@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone that doesn't know the mamma has her head down and is contemplating murdering their dumbass.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Friendly reminder that cows are one of the five most lethal mammals (mostly due to there being LOTs of cows, but meh)

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sure, when you've got the societal and material advantage. Go 1v1 a cow out in a field and you might change your mind. Those things are up to 2,000 pounds of brick shithouse. You might not kill one if you hit it with your car.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Given the number of deer that I have seen absolutely total a car/ semi, bounce down the road, stagger to their feet and bound into the forest, I don't think there needs to be a might in that sentence. Deer only weigh about 400 pounds, and they regularly live through car accidents. The cow is just gonna moo at you.

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lots of assists though. Burgers will get ya eventually.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Also due to the fact that they weigh 3000 pounds and have feet as hard as a rock. Some of them even have pointy things coming out of their heads!

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are they the highland variant?

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I'll have you know that my calves are strong and muscular and the nicest feature on my body and everyone is welcome to pet them. You know you want to.