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https://www.thewrap.com/jesse-watters-tim-walz-milkshake-masculinity-fox-news/

I cannot wait for all the Fox News sycophants to start drinking their milkshakes straight out of the cup to prove their manliness.

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[–] aseriesoftubes@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is not the first time Watters has talked about straw use on air. His implication is that straws are somehow phallic and a man using one is gay. Watters’ strange obsession tells us more about his own phallus than anything else.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I really want to see him drink a milkshake now.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You just wanna watch it dribble down his chin like a frozen cum blast

Me too

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Actually, I want to see it get stuck in the cup so he ends up tilting to far back and getting a full on facial.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Ah, the Demetri Martin of money shots

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

and nobody tell him he can squeeze the sides to unstick most of it