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Shopping in bulk (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

Wouldn’t that get absolutely covered in shit particles by the time you get to the middle?

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 64 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What happens at your house?

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Haven’t seen the Mythbusters episode eh?

[–] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

To be fair 1 flush with the lid open and you'd get a nice particulate smattering on everything.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 months ago

Inside your lungs too. You breathe in poop, think about it.

[–] ruckblack@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Everything in your house is covered in shit particles. Best just not to think about it.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And many more things along with shit.

I’m no germaphobe but the increased exposure time of that roll does disturb me. A normal roll gets maybe two dozen flushes or so before running out, that jumbo roll is being showered with hundreds of flushes.

[–] ruckblack@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean, do you keep your toothbrush in the bathroom? Lol

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No. My place has a closet right outside of the bathroom and we have 90% of our stuff in there.

[–] ruckblack@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Fair enough! I'll take my poo particle covered toothbrush and go

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

and bugs climb out from the root of the eyelash follicles and eat your skin at night, when they crawl back in to lay eggs

[–] yuri@pawb.social 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

what, do the shit particles BURROW through the outer layers of paper? you’re only ever getting one flush worth of shit particles unless someone in your house is shitting without wiping.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Do you see the large side of that huge roll? And you do understand that toilet paper is absorbent, right?

[–] yuri@pawb.social 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

yeah, it absorbs liquids quite well because of surface tension and the capillary effect. are you under the impression that individual particles of shit are ducking and weaving their way all the way to the center of that roll from the outside edges?

[–] nemno@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

So ~~twist~~ turn it..

[–] iiGxC 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Asses to asses, flush to flush 🤷

[–] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 3 months ago

Yeah you don't want shit in your shit