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Health Experts Recommend Doing Exact Opposite Of Whatever Simon Cowell Doing To His Body (theonion.com)

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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrities/simon-cowell/

After looking at more photos to see if I could find something worse than what was in the article, I noticed that he has the same weird smile in alot of his photos. It’s like he’s purposely just exposing his top teeth when he smiles. I’m assuming it’s a sort of “rehearsed” smile he can pull out whenever he needs to, because celebrities are just expected to be “on” all the time, but it looks weirder the more I look at it. I’m not entirely certain what a “normal” smile is supposed to look like, but that’s not it.