Jokes and Humor

Well, you mentioned they're photo-taxic.

☝️😯... 🤦😂

You can try a zapper, but the "partially" means they do react to light, but don't go towards bright sources. Instead, they seek damp shadow during the day, then start flying during twilight in the general direction of the sky, looking for CO2 traces, and mostly stay put during the night, but occasionally may fly towards warm damp places emitting CO2, which usually means some animal.

The problem with insect repellents, is that they just temporarily move the problem, they don't fix it. A silent natural repellent would be a citronella plant, if you don't mind the smell. The fan trick is also technically a repellent, with the benefit that eventually they end up flying in circles until they die of exhaustion. There are "ultrasonic" repellers, but if you have good hearing, they might drive you crazy (they operate at 18-24KHz, I used to hear past 20KHz).

Now that I also have some tinnitus at a perceived frequency above 20KHz, a fan generates enough noise to kind of mask it, and it's either that or playing some pink noise... so fan it is.

My father used to catch mosquitoes by just waiting until they landed to bite, then slapping them quick. The trick is to pinpoint them by ear, then move your hand to catch them when they jump backwards. That was a useful solution when sharing a camping tent 😅

Another supposed way is to build a "water, sugar, and yeast" trap in a bottle. It's supposed to emit CO2, attracting the mosquitoes, then trap them in the bottle. Some assembly required. I haven't had luck with that, though.