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TIL I'm a woman.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affirming_the_consequent
I need to remember this on my next date.
Powerful Magicks... Don't go talking to the Mage's Guild about this.
Fascinating women with cheese may still be legal in CyrodiiI, but few will admit to it now that the Mage's Guild has banned it.
Farewell.
What news from the other provinces?
I saw a mudcrab once.
Horrible creatures.
They banned me from using "ketamine ape" all cause it somehow got the emperor killed. I shall use "testicular torsion" and "mend butt crack" on them.
Mend Buttcrack proves once again, Restoration is the strongest catagory of magicks known to mer and man.
Its actually a subset of Tonal "magic" with some overlap with CHIM.