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Oh man that hot cheese on my penis would cause me to ejaculate instantly so the very fact that there is no ejaculate on the pizza leads me to believe this mark wasn't made by a real penis and probably was done by the person who bought the pizza for some internet clout.
Remember to wash your dick, or you'll end up with a case of dick-brie
Better than blue cheese balls