z500

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[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 11 months ago

Captain Buck Angel

[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago

Or an FBI agent

[–] z500@startrek.website 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago

Sh-sh-shaaa

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

Whenever the sadness kicks in I just replay the meal highlights in my head lol

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

🇬🇧 fantasy
🇮🇹 fantasia
🇫🇷 fantaisie
🇨🇿 fantazie
🇸🇰 fantazia
🇷🇺 фантазия
🇩🇪 FANTASIE

[–] z500@startrek.website 54 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Who the fuck has time for three girlfriends?

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 11 months ago

Mkay so let's first start off with the jalapeno cheese pouch.

[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But "was killed" is literally a passive construction

[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

turns around, secretly reaches into pocket and retrieves a brand new tomato

A-ha! The first tomato grown in space, which I definitely didn't lose, was here this whole time!

[–] z500@startrek.website 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

One of my greatest fears is that there is a fourth dimension of space where they are watching us, only inches away. Waiting.

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