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A wise friend once said, "you should wipe your ass before you clean your home" he meant it literally, but I like the phrasing.

Get involved in local politics. Do you know the name of your Town's mayor? I didn't. Fucking former prison warden. I don't recall voting for him.

I fucking knew Ive been spotting more of those fuckers who don't show up when you're getting mugged

Caught me red handed not reading the article

in my defence I never learned how to read

I'm not from the US

But who over there is following election advice from the fucking FBI

Aren't they very disliked across the political spectrum?

I stand with reputable journalists and will be voting Joe Biden for president

I think it's a joke

The setup makes us assume no nudes are being exchanged.

We expect that the transphobe is warning the writer that one of the people receiving nudes is trans. We then expect the reveal to be that the write is trans or something along those lines. It was difficult for me to follow too.

The punchline is that nudes were indeed being exchanged. The transphobe was just a subversion.

I am going to reuse the fuck out of this, thank you

Google "asmongold rat clock"

I'm sorry that happened to you. I fucking hate skinheads.

What led up to it and what was the aftermath?

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You eventually get used to it

One time I tried for 5 minutes to get my contact lens out, getting desperate enough to scratch from the white to the iris with my fingernail. I thought I was scratching the contact lens until I felt something weird in the side of my eye.

The fucking thing slid behind my eye at some point.

So I scratched my literal fucking eyeball with very little pain.

My vision was blurry, but I could see only one contact lens was removed in the container. I concluded that it must still be in there and that the bad vision was just my mind playing tricks on me.

Point is, you can get pretty comfortable touching your eyeball.

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They never gave him LSD, right? Just made a lawyer humiliate him in a debate about his strongly held beliefs a few times.