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Anon starts asking questions (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 75 points 1 month ago (18 children)

Gyroscope effect. You ever do the experiment where you spin a bike tire really fast and then try to tilt it? Shit's nuts.

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hmmm... Both things involve bicycles... Maybe they're just magic?

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My next DnD character will be a bicyclist

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mine will just be a bike

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Town bike?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

I cast "Find greater Iron Steed"

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