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As a fan of Arabic Coffee openSUSE would be the closest equivalent. It can be simple or sports car depending on sourcing and hardware.

Mint is more like instant coffee. Fast, easy, with little hardware required, and comes in a variety of prepackaged flavors.

Debian is the Bunn of the Linux world. There forever and constantly working.

Yes, it's called jailbreaking. That said it basically never happens because TV's are pretty much shitty monitors with cheap digital encoders, and you can buy an encoder and a good monitor for way way cheaper than rewriting an OS.

4, listening to my mom bitch about bra shopping on a bench in JC Penny's to my nieces.

Big women with big busts had a pretty hard time finding shit in the 90s.

So the DNC is losing elections on purpose, got it.

No that's instant coffee. Fast install, minimal effort required, and low hardware requirements.

Yep

Finding out is universal, fucking around is optional.