phlegmy

Yep, as written in the manuscript:
"Stallman's Sluts and Torvalds' Thots,
shall all receive some thigh-high socks."

Ctrl+alt+F1/F2/F3 etc.
It lets you switch to another terminal session, where you can use something like top/htop for a commandline equivalent to task manager.

Also the heuristics can be exploited to create a unique identifier for your browser, so it’s not a flawless solution.

Yes! It's barely spitting outside, why are your windscreen wipers trying to break the sound barrier?

I don't understand....

Because the format command won't know what the 'enter' argument means ;)

Google don't need an app if they want to spy on you.

Unless you've switched to a rom without google play services, they can essentially do anything they want on your phone without you knowing.

With the amount of idiots online, I have no idea if this is sarcasm or a genuine request.

It looks cool from a distance, but it really falls apart when you look closer

Sounds like the shrooms haven’t worn off yet

Huh, I'm Australian and have never heard of hi-lo milk.
Full cream and light are the two most popular kinds where I am.
Also, you can't have a milk discussion in Australia without mentioning extra dollop

I keep my fork in my left hand after cutting