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We have the technology men just need to put on the cum collecting chastity belts I sent them -_-

This is what I am saying. It stops being an accident and instead a cover-up the moment anyone in management knows about it.

This would make sense on a smaller operation without a huge dedicated accounting team, fact that whistleblowers had to testify to fix it makes me doubt that's the case.

I will say, the first bidet was cheap and bad. It didn't clean effectively and didn't have water pressure options, which I think are required for a good experience.

Again, you don't seem to have these problems to know and I do.

Screen shot the original sent message with a snarky message like "this you?"

Would you rather wipe that soap off with TP or water?

every fuckdamn time the bidet cultists catch wind

Very easy due to the lack of a clean butt /j

I use one and have IBS with issues as you describe. The bidet is miles better, and previous to that I had to use wet wipes because TP wasn't even as effective as that. You're using it incorrectly if you think it's less effective than paper.

Seems inconvienient to find them every life cycle without those great resources.

What did they do.